[Stefan Stackhouse]

If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.

Hmmm. . . I wonder if arming each and every passenger with a Slim Jim would be a sufficient deterrent?

[Solamente]

If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.
Hmmm. . . I wonder if arming each and every passenger with a Slim Jim would be a sufficient deterrent?

Or issued a slingshot and a bag of stale pork rinds!