Patsy was one hell of a gal..... not like Monica you know (Wink, Wink) but she had her soft spots.
I remember one day while I was in the Oval Office, you know that I am the last elected President, dont you? Anyway while I was in my office, sitting at that big desk, big enough for someone to hide behind.....you know what I mean (Wink, Wink), doing important business, working on that Nobel Peace Prize, well Patsy called and wanted something. You know that a her age, Patsy spoke softly, hell I had to slap Monica to stop making that sucking sound, could not hear Patsy, might have been important, Noble Peace Prize stuff after all. You know I never worked so hard in the Oval Office, speaking of working hard did you see that blonde at the first table? Oh the microphone still on? Ha, Ha, Ha, (Wink, Wink).........boys, that what I call my Secret Service crew, boys suggest that you run a security check on that blond, know what I mean? (Wink, Wink)