Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin

Arutz 7 (IsraelNationalNews.com) ^ | 10/31/2002 | -

[Ardence]

There's this true story...before Doolittle and his men were about to raid Tokyo and other parts of Japan in retaliation for Pearl Harbor, he attached to the bombs that were to be dropped onto the Japanese these medals that the Japanese had prior given to the United States as some kind of "peace medal." So, why not attach the cremated remains of the terrorists to the ICBM that we'll be delivering to Saddam? I mean, since Saddam is looking for nuclear weapons and all, I say we should give him a few...special delivery =)

[ArcLight]

Only if you believe this will prevent future murders. I don't. I think it'll make them even more angry and fanatical. We'll see...

[PLMerite]

Here, I think this one is a winner...

http://www.engelballisticresearch.com

A variety of calibers lubricated with 100% pork fat.

From an ad in the December, 2002, issue of Small Arms Review (formerly Machine Gun News).

[EaglesUpForever]

Well, it has worked in the past. The British have done this sort of thing at different points in history. Worth a try...

[cavtrooper21]

Now just exactly what is your definition of "Well fed"? I remember eating it, but there is a world of diference between fed and well fed. MREs are a case in point. (at least the early ones)

[neutrino]

Tut, tut. This is a waste of perfectly good pork! A better solution would be to have pen with hungry pigs...really hungry pigs...and...umm...shall we say, recycle the remains in an environmentally friendly way?

After processing, the...umm...results...could certainly be given to the relatives! (Grin)

[eclectic]

Neah, the pigs would get indigestion. It would be too cruel to the pigs