HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Found out that while in uniform, in her patrol car she had been assaulted and had her gun taken away from her. During the struggle she couldn't give an accurate location so other police had trouble finding her as she wasn't on her assigned beat. Almost lost her life. Just let the police take care of you.
Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.
Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!
Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!
Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!
BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Heh heh heh...MUD
My personal favorite:
23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers
but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.
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