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Robert E. Slay Sr., 55, 11941 Parkland Drive, Lafayette, was treated at St. Elizabeth Hospital and then booked with illegally carrying a weapon, illegally discharging a firearm and simple criminal damage to property.

And how about:

Robert E. Slay Sr., 55, 11941 Parkland Drive, Lafayette, was treated at St. Elizabeth Hospital and then booked with illegally carrying a weapon, illegally discharging a firearm and simple criminal damage to property, and being really really stupid.