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To: Mr. Jenkins
"Imagine!!(Sung Conservatively)"
(To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine!")

Imagine no bureaucracy...Socialism Left to die...
No damned I.R.S!!...a nuetered F.B.I.!!
Imagine all the Sheeple...with increased take-home pay!!!!
Ah ha ah aaaahhhhh...

Imagine no more Waco's...no booted thugs to rue...
No Power for which Left Kills For...religious tolerance, too!
Imagine ALL FRee People...no Village, just families...yoo hoo ooooooooo!!!
You may say "MUD's a Dreamer", but I'm not the only one...
I hope some day you'll join us...Limbaugh's work is NEVER done!!

Imagine Unbridaled Capitalism, regulation on the wane...
No need for Greed or Envy, each spending what he's earned!!
Imagine all Good People, the Left driven Underground!! yooo hoooo oooooooooo!!!
You may say I'm a schemer...lookin' out for Number One...
But as a Gen-Xer, the next Century's OURS to run!!!!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I had a good FRiend whose name was Jenkins J. Waldorf IIII and we called him "Jeenkees" like Thelma uses in various Scooby-Doo cartoons...do you mind if I call you "JenKeyes", my new FRiend? You can call me "MUD!!"

140 posted on 10/30/2002 10:09:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
mud, i STILL say you are WASTING your considerable TALENTS writing parodies, no matter how clever!

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151 posted on 10/31/2002 7:41:03 AM PST by stand watie
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