And the smell of peanuts means Jimmy Carter has arrived on the scene.
Can you imagine if Carter had humbly swaggered into the theater to "mediate" the dispute?
"I met Mr. Baryev. He was a gracious and friendly host. He is remarkably fit for a man who hasn't slept in 48 hours and his followers obviously adore him. He explained his grievances to me and I must say, they moved me emotionally. I call upon Mr. Putin and especially Mr. Bush to put down their weapons and listen this eloquent and decent man of the people. Enough war-mongering. I am serious about this. I want a group hug. So does Mr. Baryev. That is why he sent one of his chief lieutenants, this lovely sister of Islam, out with me. She and Mr. Baryev have given me their word that during this hug for peace she will not detonate her explosive belt."