Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you climb, the less there is of it.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap!
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
The decision is maybe and that's final!
The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing.
TOMKOW6 calling the mother ship..........do you read?.........I'm waiting!