[BiffSchneider]

"They didn't realize that the 'blue' car was involved in the robbery and thought the person must have been a witness but, could not understand why the witness did not come forward even after they offered a reward. They understand now that the blue car and the driver were involved in the robbery."

Surely someone is going to come up with the possibility that the driver of the blue car was from out of state, and thus never saw those commercials or knew about the reward. The world doesn't revolve around Alabama.

[Alas Babylon!]

The world doesn't revolve around Alabama.

Huh? The world doesn't revolve! Everyone down here knows the Sun does.