[Flyer]

Y'all don't get it, do you. Think. al-Clayda. Root word - Clay! Add a little - or in this case, a lot - of water and viola! MUD! We may not have to fire a shot. But we will, of course, just to rub it in.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

and voila!

Incontrovertible evidence that all is lost. The troops are beginning to speak FRENCH! Can surrender be far behind?