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Build your own Klingon disruptor
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Posted on 10/24/2002 4:43:45 PM PDT by glorgau
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I want one!!
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posted on
10/24/2002 4:43:45 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Terriergal; Tennessee_Bob
,,, we have the technology. Let's go hunting!
To: glorgau
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
To: glorgau
Two questions
1. Can it be programmed to make the $5.00 slots in Vegas continually hit the jackpot? and
2. Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?
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posted on
10/24/2002 5:01:34 PM PDT
by
scouse
To: michigander
Raises an interesting question. Does Klingon qualify as a "code-talker" language? I can't see your average Afgan or Iraqi or PRK soldier being able to listen and understand it, but we've got thousands of fluent draft-age men, who still live with Mommy...
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posted on
10/24/2002 5:03:14 PM PDT
by
jonascord
To: glorgau
I thought it was going to be instructions for a toilet paper dispenser!?!
To: glorgau
Just lovely... now I gotta run out and buy a Faraday cage for my data center.
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posted on
10/24/2002 5:10:23 PM PDT
by
Ramius
To: jonascord
we've got thousands of fluent draft-age men, who still live with Mommy... verengan Ha'DIbaH
To: glorgau
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posted on
10/24/2002 5:14:22 PM PDT
by
Consort
To: scouse
Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'? send pictures WE'LL decide
To: glorgau
Build your own Klingon disruptor Is that anything like a DU disruptor?
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posted on
10/24/2002 5:40:04 PM PDT
by
steve-b
To: glorgau
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posted on
10/24/2002 5:42:29 PM PDT
by
Glenn
To: glorgau
I heard that the Klingon High Council has already filed a patent infringement lawsuits in federal court to block the sale of these cheap knockoffs and imitations of Genuine Klingon Disruptors(TM)
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posted on
10/24/2002 8:44:59 PM PDT
by
zeugma
To: scouse
2. Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?It would be better to have the gun BE her bra.
Using one cup as the parabolic deflecter, and
her nipple as the collector, a massive radio wave
could be fired out the back of her shoulder
blade. Make sure you're in front of her
at the time in case there are microwave
cooking effects.
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posted on
10/24/2002 9:14:30 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: glorgau
Wow, this guy built a crude jammer. BFD. By his own admission it has limited range and effectiveness.
This urban legend of a $200 EMI weapon has been floating around the Internet news bins for about a year now. Basic physics seems to mystify journalists.
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posted on
10/24/2002 9:45:02 PM PDT
by
anymouse
To: scouse
2. Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?
That depends... We'll probably need to see several photographs of her, at various angles, in the bra, to make the calculations necessary to determine this... ;)
To: glorgau
Now if this thing was only fuelcell powered!!!
This guy built a really dirty RF transmitter. CB hackers have doing it for years.
To: glorgau
In other news Chuck Schumer has just introduced legislation to ban the "Klingon Disrupter".
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posted on
10/25/2002 3:35:09 AM PDT
by
apillar
To: scouse
"Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?"Well, um.........kinda depends on the size of what God gave 'er..........
To: shaggy eel
Ooooh! Coooooool!
wambe'chugh wamwI' tlhuHbe' wamwI'
(If a hunter does not hunt, he does not breathe)
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