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To: glorgau
Two questions
1. Can it be programmed to make the $5.00 slots in Vegas continually hit the jackpot? and
2. Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?
4 posted on 10/24/2002 5:01:34 PM PDT by scouse
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To: scouse
Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'? send pictures WE'LL decide
10 posted on 10/24/2002 5:15:18 PM PDT by 1john2 3and4
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To: scouse
2. Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?

It would be better to have the gun BE her bra.
Using one cup as the parabolic deflecter, and
her nipple as the collector, a massive radio wave
could be fired out the back of her shoulder
blade.  Make sure you're in front of her
at the time in case there are microwave
cooking effects.

14 posted on 10/24/2002 9:14:30 PM PDT by gcruse
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To: scouse
2. Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?


That depends... We'll probably need to see several photographs of her, at various angles, in the bra, to make the calculations necessary to determine this... ;)
16 posted on 10/24/2002 9:57:20 PM PDT by Axenolith
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To: scouse
"Is it small enough to fit inside my girlfriend's bra'?"

Well, um.........kinda depends on the size of what God gave 'er..........

19 posted on 10/25/2002 3:38:23 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: scouse
lol! you ferengi! a ferengi woman should not be clothed!
21 posted on 10/26/2002 7:35:23 AM PDT by Terriergal
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