So many things that are so obvious to me seem utterly hidden to others reading the same text.
Ah, to be blessed with such insight, such intellectual prowess. If the discourse is so futile, why do you stick around? Such a bore to try to discuss deep and earth-shattering concepts with so many dolts who do not recognize the subtext. I'd stick to Aristotle and Plato if I were you - it's obvious that they are your intellectual equals. The scratch-and-burp crowd are sooooooooooooo dumb.
As long as they refrain from excessive farting, I will hang in there.....