Posted on 10/24/2002 10:17:29 AM PDT by vannrox
A man with a Gun is a citizen. A man without a Gun is a statistic.
Im a
God-fearing, wife-loving,
USA-loving, right-wing,
gun-totin, meat-eating,
fur-wearin, intolerant,
red-neck, war-veteran
And proud of it.
LOL.....EBUCK
Beautiful!
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![]() "God Bless Earth" |
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EBUCK
SUPPORT MENTAL HEALTH -- OR I'LL KILL YOU
ANNOY A POLITICIAN TODAY. THINK!
ASSASSINS, INC. WE AIM TO PLEASE
AT ANY TIME, AT ANY PLACE, OUR SNIPERS CAN DROP YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY
BILL OF RIGHTS, AMENDMENT 2 (overstamped in red with void where prohibited by law)
BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. NOT JUST FOR REVOLUTIONARIES ANYMORE
DONT BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR DOLE
DEATH IS BUT A DOORWAY. HERE, LET ME HOLD THIS FOR YOU
ELIMINATE TRAFFIC CONGESTION. LEGALIZE VEHICULAR WEAPONRY
EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN SNIPER SCHOOL
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE. REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES
GOD IS MY CO-PILOT, BUT THE DEVIL IS MY BOMBARDIER
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE. PLANT A POLITICIAN
GUN CONTROL ISNT ABOUT GUNS, ITS ABOUT CONTROL
GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, FEDERAL AGENTS DO
GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, POSTAL WORKERS DO
HONK IF YOUVE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A MOVING CAR
I DONT HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL. I HAVE A LEARNERS PERMIT
I LOVE MY COUNTRY, ITS MY GOVERNMENT I FEAR
IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR ME TO VOTE, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME REAL CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM
IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED CAN WE USE SWORDS?
IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME THEN WOMEN CAUSE PROSTITUTION
IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME, THEN MATCHES CAUSE ARSON
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOURE IN SIGHT
IF YOU CANT DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, RIDDLE THEM WITH BULLETS
IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEYLL GO AWAY
IS IT TOO LATE TO GET THE RUSSIANS TO NUKE WASHINGTON?
LADIES ANARCHIST SEWING CIRCLE AND TERRORIST SOCIETY
(mushroom cloud) MADE IN AMERICA BY LAZY ILLITERATE AMERICAN WORKERS. TESTED IN JAPAN (I love this one)
MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT
NEVER SHOOT TO KILL. ALWAYS SHOOT TO LIVE
PEOPLE ARE MORE VIOLENTLY OPPOSED TO FUR THAN LEATHER BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO HARASS RICH WOMEN THAN MOTORCYCLE GANGS
POLITICIANS PREFER UNARMED PEASANTS
PRO-FREE SPEECH. PRO-GUN. PRO-CHOICE. PRO-FREEDOM!
PYSCHOAMAZON WARBITCH FROM HELL WITH AN ATTITUDE
QUESTION AUTHORITY BEFORE IT QUESTIONS YOU
QUESTION AUTHORITY. DONT ASK WHY, JUST DO IT!
STOP THE VIOLINS! VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
SUPPORT (PETA) PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS
SURE YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. JUST ASK AN INDIAN!
THE BILL OF RIGHTS WENT TOO FAR. THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WITH CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW.
THE CONSTITUTION HAS ITS FLAWS, BUT IT'S A DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN WHAT WEVE GOT NOW!
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH DEMOCRATS
THE STRONGEST REASON FOR PEOPLE TO RETAIN THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, IS AS A LAST RESORT, TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AGAINST TYRANNY IN GOVERNMENT--THOMAS JEFFERSON THE ULTIMATE FEMININE PROTECTION. 9MM ON LIGHT DAYS, .44 MAGNUM ON HEAVY DAYS
THE 1ST AMENDMENT GRANTS FREE SPEECH. SO DOES THE 2ND!
THE WAY TO A MANS HEART IS BETWEEN THE FOURTH AND FIFTH RIBS
THEYLL TAKE MY GUN WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD STIFF FINGERS OFF THE TRIGGER
TOURIST SEASONS COMING UP! DONT FORGET YOUR LICENSE!
WARNING! DRIVER CARRIES NO MORE THAN $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION
WARNING: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH...AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
WATERSHIP DOWN. YOUVE RED THE BOOK. YOUVE SEEN THE MOVIE. NOW, EAT THE STEW!
WE CAN FIRE POLITICIANS BECAUSE WE CAN FIRE GUNS
WE WILL NEVER HAVE GREAT LEADERS AS LONG AS WE MISTAKE EDUCATION FOR INTELLIGENCE, AMBITION FOR ABILITY AND LACK OF TRANSGRESSION FOR INTEGRITY
WHATS WRONG WITH A WAITING PERIOD BEFORE PUBLISHING A NEWSPAPER SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN CHECK YOUR FACTS?
WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS A MOMENT OF SCIENCE IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS!
WHERE IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD WHEN WE REALLY NEED HIM?
WILL BUILD THERMONUCLEAR DEVICES FOR FOOD
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. SO PLEASE SHUT UP!
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