[Mr. Bird]

They say it's in the Swiss constitution that while a farmer owns the land outside a town, the town also has rights about how that land may be bought, sold, or developed."

Doesn't sound like the farmer owns it at all, does it?

[Calvin Locke]

Now if only some Swiss farmers would launch a mission to the moon.

One of the more folksy Alien/UFO continuing sagas is that of Billy Meier, a one-armed Swiss farmer...

Coincidence?

[VetoBill]

I am sure, if the Swiss taxes are like ours, when it comes to property tax the government will decidedly declare that the farmer does indeed own the land.