[William McKinley]

Chechney rebels (aka radical muslims) have taken 1000 hostages. They stormed a theater and took the playwatchers hostage. They let the women and muslims in the audience go. They then mined the building, and have been tying explosives to the hostages. There was a report of a pool of blood in the aisles.

[McGruff]

Sound like things are going downhill fast!

Will Putin strike quickly or try to defuse the situation is the question?

[Howlin]

Thank you very much. You have freepmail, too.