[Gunder]

Michelle Malkin vs. Ann Coulter. That would be a close fight. But fun to watch.

[MissAmericanPie]

I don't think there would be a fight, just a ton of truisms bursting from the tv screen and flooding American homes. Liberals might be found comatose from truth and logic overdose in front of their televisions nation wide. Emergency units would be overloaded, air traffic control going nuts over all the medi flights to the hospital, ambulance traffic jams....