[old school]

The question really is, are your city officials (where you live) up to the task any more than those in Virginia and Maryland? "Coming soon to a theater near you!"

[null and void]

"Coming soon to a theater near you!"

Isn't that how Yasser got his start? Firebombing crowded theaters showing "immoral" films to his fellow Møøse Slimes?...

[meyer]

The question really is, are your city officials (where you live) up to the task any more than those in Virginia and Maryland? "Coming soon to a theater near you!"

Not necessarily, but I think that the citizens are in these parts. :^)

We shoot back. And we don't need no stinkin' scope.

[blueriver]

The question really is, are your city officials (where you live) up to the task any more than those in Virginia and Maryland?

Does anyone know why this is not under the jurisdiction of homeland security?

[smoking camels]

Our local RURAl sherriff could do better. Look, if you can't communicate better than Moose than you do not deserve such a leadership position. ...afirmative action at work!