[Junior]

From the way he posts, however, he's experiencing severe leakage in his aluminum foil deflector beanie.

[f.Christian]

Wgy your power/brains went OUT...

You can solve any problem by recalibrating the forward/Truth deflector/DENIAL dish!

[f.Christian]

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."

-Cancer man (The X-Files 4x07: "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man")

Freeper Number 7680.

[f.Christian]

all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers...