'Wake, there seems to be a fatwa (ruling) on just about everything. I've read Muslims asking the imams how to go to the bathroom correctly. For instance, if you're afraid of jinn (devils) attacking you in the bathroom (or wherever you are relieving yourself) you can't pray to Allah while doing that, so there's a special prayer of protection before you enter that area. Or, for instance, here's this very recent question: " Passing Urine While Standing: Is It Permissible? ". They ask the most childlike questions sometimes.
I'm a Catholic and have done extensive study into the disputations of our medieval theologians - while they might have argued about whether an angel was a separate substance and therefore indivisible by genus into species, they never tackled such topics as praying while on the thunderbox.