[Pookie Me]

ONCE A MARINE, ALWAYS A MARINE...

Hey Imam, when is it permissible to have intercourse with an animal?

My guess is that it should still be alive..

Which animals can be used for this purpose?

Preferably ones without claws, teeth, etc. I think a Kodiak is right out.

Is there anything that needs to be done with the animal once the act has been completed?

Set up the grill?

Pookie & Me

[WOSG]

your religion is almost as humorous as Islam.

then again, I can see the reasoning for this war on America. We beamed over the Baywatch show, they realized -- according to the Mullahs --- they could only have our womeon as sex-slaves if they capture our women in WAR ... so WAR was inevitable. they are really after the baywatch babes.

I do agree to the idea of sending Hillary, Rosie, Janet Reno and Babs to the mideast pronto... this would clear up any confusion about our females. They can have them. I suspect they've stick with their camels and goats. And tell them that Pamela Anderson Lee is a Mossad robot, it's close enough to the truth.

[weegee]

What about traffic cones, I mean if they are really sexy...

Court told of sex with traffic cone