[Jumpmaster]

I am a 53 year old professional, divorced since 1981, no dependents. Near as I can tell, modern woman's idea of Mr. Right is unemployed, alcoholic, addicted to cocaine, out on parole, married to someone else, that beats them up.

[fish70]

*****I am a 53 year old professional, divorced since 1981, no dependents. Near as I can tell, modern woman's idea of Mr. Right is unemployed, alcoholic, addicted to cocaine, out on parole, married to someone else, that beats them up.*****

Amen Brother.

[johnandrhonda]

You need to hang out in a better class of bars!

[clamper1797]

I am a 53 year old professional, divorced since 1981, no dependents. Near as I can tell, modern woman's idea of Mr. Right is unemployed, alcoholic, addicted to cocaine, out on parole, married to someone else, that beats them up.

AND nice guys end up alone ....

[Fred Hayek]

" modern woman's idea of Mr. Right is unemployed, alcoholic, addicted to cocaine, out on parole, married to someone else, that beats them up."

In that case I hide the engineering degree, decent job, bicycle racing, and then use the Neanderthal pickup line on women at the bars:

Yo, Bimbo!
I'm Mr. Sleaze!
I'm what you want!
I'm what you need!
We go to my place,
We do da wild thing,
Then after that
I slap you round some

It would probably work while wearing a Bill Clinton mask (scary thought).

Now I'm ready for freeper women to loose the flamethrower on me. Incoming!