[Tequila Mockingbird]

After having the misfortune of experiencing 3 of your awful 13 list, my vote go's to the Pacer. My family's Pacer flashed an idiot light and overheated terminally on a road trip during the first week we owned it! I think my father shamed the dealer into giving back our trade in.

[secret garden]

Now all we need is for some clever Freeper to post the descriptions of drivers for different cars, i.e. the guy who drives a Volvo station wagon is telling the world he's deathly afraid of his wife.