[Spiff]

You would drown in a puddle of your own drool hoping for a night with any of the women who have graced my life.

Are you saying that this is not your picture and that these are not your dummies?

Because, my research tells me that it is you.

[justshutupandtakeit]

We know where your "research" comes from. At least you had the grace to wipe the crap off after you pulled it out.