[Spiff]

Unloving. Yeah, I only love marvelous, beautiful, intelligent women so most of the world can't make the grade.

You're such a fraud. The only "marvelous, beautiful women" you're with are wooden dummies.

Just like these dummies:

Look familiar?

[justshutupandtakeit]

You would drown in a puddle of your own drool hoping for a night with any of the women who have graced my life.

Stick to the KIDNAPPING morons you defend since a woman with a brain would undermine your self-confidence.