[Diogenesis]

"This just in. Chief Moose continues his dedicated daily news conferences.
The public patiently awaits a possible composite of the shootist for the sixteenth month.

[ /sarcasm]

[LS]

What if it IS Chief Moose?

[joesnuffy]

And in the 16th month of Moose conferences...the killer will have been seen in every conceivable color of van...
Van sales drop off sharply....Automakers no longer offer vans in white...