Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery (thinks Clinton's the world's greatest pol)

NEW YORK ^ | Landon Thomas Jr.

[Liz]

Gee. From Coney Island to math teacher sans degree to billionaire mogul and Clinton confidant all in one lifetime.

Sounds like a true American success story (barf).

If you believe that I got a bridge I can sell you....cheap....it's in Brooklyn..

Let's be thankful we weren't told the oft-heard fiction of how the father came over from Minx with two cents in his pocket then became a multi-billionaire overnight.

That one's pretty worn out by now.

[GOPJ]

How do people look upon a rapist?

Do criminals earn the breathless respect of masochistic media folks and African nobodies? Does the writer of this piece wear knee pads?

In his eyes, Clinton as a species represents the highest evolutionary form of the political animal. To be up close to him, as he was during the African journey, is akin to seeing the rarest of beasts on a safari. As he put it to a friend upon his return from Africa, "If you were a boxer at the downtown gymnasium at 14th Street and Mike Tyson walked in, your face would have the same look as these foreign leaders had when Clinton entered the room.

[Liz]

Would you sign in please.

[Liz]

............pingo...........

[Libloather]

I wonder if Epstein has anything to do with Mark Rich...

[Mudboy Slim]

"He is this mysterious, Gatsbyesque figure. He likes people to think that he is very rich, and he cultivates this air of aloofness. The whole thing is weird."

Textbook Effete Elitist...what a ninny!!

"He is an enthusiastic member of the Trilateral Commission and the Council on Foreign Relations."

Whoop-ti-do...

"...he collects beautiful minds. "I invest in people -- be it politics or science. It's what I do," he has said to friends. And his latest prize addition is the former president. In his eyes, Clinton as a species represents the highest evolutionary form of the political animal. To be up close to him, as he was during the African journey, is akin to seeing the rarest of beasts on a safari. As he put it to a friend upon his return from Africa, "If you were a boxer at the downtown gymnasium at 14th Street and Mike Tyson walked in, your face would have the same look as these foreign leaders had when Clinton entered the room. He is the world's greatest politician."

Sounds like a schoolgirl crush to me...I wonder if he and Slick are lovers?!

I'm convinced Slick Willie and PUNK McAuliffe have done the Jagger/Bowie thing, so it's not that far-fetched.

FReegards...MUD

[Fracas]

Thanks for the ping. Gonna read the entire article, but so far I feel like a voyeur...this reads like a cheap 'love' letter.

[razorback-bert]

have done the Jagger/Bowie thing

Wow, I must read People more often, first I heard of this.

This guy is just an Elitist wannabe, the Elitist may come to his public parties, but he isn't invited to their dinner parties.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I must read People more often, first I heard of this."

Ya won't find it in People, my FRiend, and you won't find it on Drudge...I'm startin' this Urban Legend right here and right now...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...this reads like a cheap 'love' letter."

EXACTLY!! You nailed it...sappy, just sappy devotion to this lowlife cretin...LOL!!

RATS're Dolts!!

MUD

[dennisw]

Yoga and young ladies too. Interesting character.

[Fracas]

Lifetime is feverishly working on a script. Casting will begin soon. I'm going to make a list to help them out...

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm going to make a list to help them out..."

Please ping me when yer done, my FRiend...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

I'm convinced Slick Willie and PUNK McAuliffe have done the Jagger/Bowie thing

LOL -- that's pretty weird, even for you, my FRiend!

[rohry]

"If you were a boxer at the downtown gymnasium at 14th Street and Mike Tyson walked in, your face would have the same look as these foreign leaders had when Clinton entered the room."

Yep, they're both rapists and homicidal maniacs and I'd be pretty afraid if either of them walked in the room with their "entourage."

[Mudboy Slim]

Yeah...I have no evidence to either Confirm or Deny that rumor...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Liz]

I really like that about you.....you're so helpful......

[Liz]

Guys, I have the greatest title for Epstein's Lifetime docu-drama,
" My Life as A Money Launderer for the Rich and Famous."

Lifetime, my people will call your people.

Gosh, I hope Robin Leach won't mind. LOL.

[Liz]

..............pinger-bumper...........

[Fracas]

Just got back here....time to catch up. First try:

Clinton: Nick Nolte once he’s out of jail – and Leo DiCaprio (young Clinton)
Epstein: Sean Penn or Ben Stiller
Maxwell: Drew Barrymore
Trump: Patrick Swayze
Hillary: Bette Midler
Marc Rich: ?

Okay, let's flesh out this 'Money Launderer' saga. Lifetime is ready to roll.