[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That's not funny!

[tomkow6]

Three friends; a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic
lamp.

They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since
I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my
husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her
wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been
stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I
wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is
returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's
the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."