Troops! Here's some useless news that you probably haven't heard about while you are fighting terrorists around the world.
First, Michael Moore's new movie "Bowling for Columbine" has been released to the public. Aren't we all fortunate. While you fight and die for our freedoms, this "stupid, white male" is out amongst the people complaining about corporate fraud and he demands GUN CONTROL. I'm wondering what part of GUN CONTROL he feels you may need. LOSER!
They caught him! Then they didn't! They need him to call!! Damn it, just shoot the Sniper and be done with it. Although, they've got to find him first. So? Nothing has changed. Your taxpaying dollars still wither away at the hands of Maryland and DC's finest. Good grief.
Woody Harrelson has taken time off from his butt kissing of Larry Flynt and support of Legalizing Marijuana to tell the world that he's ashamed to be American. That's kind of funny. I'm ashamed he's American too. What a coincidence. LEAVE NOW!
Here's an oxymoron for you: A French Soldier is missing and the French government thinks he's the Sniper here in America. If there wasn't enough reasons to hate the French. Now this. Maybe he'll wave a white flag when he drives by the next time yelling "I SURRENDER", "I SURRENDER".
Newsflash Troops!! Florida is having problems with their voting machines again. I'm telling you..it isn't the machines. It's the people operating them.
Bruce Springsteen is heeling the wounds between Germany and America with a concert. Gag me! I don't want to heal anything with Germany. Just send us the beer and be gone. That's it!
Jesse "The Body" Ventura may resign early. Gosh, he's 4 years too late for that.
That's it for the Roundup of Useless News Tidbits.
God Bless All Of You!!