Al,Marty, Joe and Scully the Scrounger, USNAVY, The Pirates!
Guys, you've really outdone yourselves this time! Who would have thought that Pirates could be poetic, eh? But what's this about question marks? Some guy doesn't know his own name? That's not like any of the guys I hang out with. We all know exactly who we are and why we're here...it's for you, and for your brothers and sisters in uniform around the world! Y'all take care of yourselves, we're waiting here for your safe return.
Here's a guy with a real identity problem...
Jim Carrey as the Riddler.