"Earlier today it was alleged that a bored twelve year old boy in Des Moines posted an internet message to the affect that he planned to switch all the salt & sugar in the dispensers in all of the Dennys restaurants in the the greater Des Moines area.
President Bush, along with VP Cheney and other top advisors were in closed-door conference all morning in order to determine how to deal with the threat. An administration official made an off-the-record comment that: "A full nuclear response has not yet been ruled out...".
Sorry, but our civilization has become too stupid to survive.
Start digging.