Yeah, you harmless creeps who sit around blowing smoke while the real men are out on the streets are too funny. BTW "big guy" I'm a woman, but since you weren't bright enough to figure that out, maybe it's best that you allow the real men to be out on the streets protecting us.
LOL! Yeah, "real men" too afraid to approach a fellow citizen unless they make that fellow citizen play a little game of Simon Says first, right? Face it, most cops are to afraid to approach someone that is on equal footing with them, i.e. freedom of movement, much less armed.