[Roscoe]

The dog shat in his cage.

Shyster:
Your honor, my client didn't torch his car on the public street. He was merely shatting in his cage. [sob, weep]

Jury:
Guilty!

[cornelis]

The law is severrisimos

. Have you read of Solzhenitsyn's nostalgia for when people feared the judge rather than the law?