[UKCajun]

I'll be making sure to take my medicine today.

[brewcrew]

Just one. The article says "a glass," not more than one. Now go forth and control yourself. ;^D

[Maelstrom]

I didn't realize so many aliens from other planets were on Earth.

My bones are made of calcium, not silicon...

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Another reason why beer rules. 8^)

[Ken522]

Silicone ... hmmm ... isn't that what they put in breast implants?

[Happygal]

I can't wait to tell people that I'm not having a Guinness, I'm just popping out to the pub for a silicone implant! *LOL*

[Mudboy Slim]

I must have very healthy bones after takin' my meds all these years...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Welcome to FR.com, my Newbie FRiend...you've obviously been lurkin' regularly to realize how appropriate this post is on this Forum...MUD

[irish guard]

I drank great quantities of beer in college and have slowed down a bit in recent years. Four years ago, I fell on the ice while coaching hockey and broke my wrist and now I know it was because I have not been drinking enough beer.....

For those of you with a long memory....."Tater Beer" is excellent when you are in a bind, but I prefer Pilsner Urquel from the tap......

[JoeSixPack1]

There are days in ones life where one glass of beer just ain't gonna get it!! Nope.. No sir!

To justify the phrase .. Drinking all day,,,, You must start extrememly early in the morning.

And another thing........is it okay to have my 3 shots of JD with each glass? Do I benefit from hickory barrel wood essence or somethin? or is it just a barrel of drunk? junk.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I always knew I was big boned. And now I know why. Thank heavens.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Subject: Can I sue?

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true, Mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin', can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Medicine

[1rudeboy]

"I just have big bones."

[Slyfox]

"The average intake of silicon is 30mg a day and half a pint of beer will give you 6mg - 20 per cent - of that," he added.

Then, in order to get my daily requirement of silicon I MUST drink a six-pack every day.

[RipSawyer]

I have been in three automobile wrecks, have been knocked down by a large oak tree and run over by a speedboat and have never broken a bone, now I know why, I drank so much beer that my bones are unbreakable.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

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