LOL!
It Has no character!
"It's a rental," he said contemptuously.
I'M the character around here, I'll have you no. My pour-truck pails by comparison (although Homer (the truck) is pretty cool). Today I used him as a crane, hauling 150# rocks up an' out of a sixty foot deep ditch with a rope over a tree crotch. Worked great. More rocks tomorrow. God willing, that ditch will be ready for the big concrete pour, hopefully by mid-week. Time's a'running out and the rains are a'comin.