Maureen Dowd: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'

Drudge Report ^ | Oct 19, 2002 | Drudge

[The Raven]

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DOWD: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'

NY TIMES op-ed queen Maureen Dowd is planning to rip President Bush like she has never ripped before in a dispatch set for Sunday publication, sources close to the columnist tell DRUDGE.

Dowd, courting controversy, declares: "The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed. 'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"

Dowd refers to Bush as a "boy" no less than ten times in the column she's planning to file.

"'Huh?' the Boy said."

Dowd mocks.

MORE

"Boy Emperor was starting to feel bamboozled."

Dowd stabs.

'"Why are we mad at North Korea for flouting its international agreements when we flout our international agreements?' the Boy wondered."

Dowd pops.

"...the Boy pressed."

Dowd punches.

"The Boy Emperor was more befuddled than ever."

On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.

[The Wizard]

obviously this woman needs a lover

[Temple Owl]

No, dropped is too mild a term: he ditched, abandoned, dumped, rejected, discarded, put in the toilet bowl and flushed you.

Pure poetry Ivan. You do good.

[Paul Atreides]

Wasn't Janet Reno Bubba's first dalliance with another man?

[Paul Atreides]

One that doesn't require batteries or inflation.

[RainDog]

I missed the connection between Dowd and Zeta Goddess. What gives?

Please feel free, however, to continue to post photos of Schwing Zeta-- in her schwinginest available within the parameters of list decorum.

[Brian Allen]

<< Wasn't Janet Reno Bubba's first dalliance with another man? >>

Are you sure?

I'd had it on good authority that 'honour' had befallen Web Hubbell's daughter Chelsea KKKli'toon's father, Hitlery Rodman-KKli'toon?

[Teacup]

Maureen Dowd remains bitter and childless

And brainless, and humorless, HA! HA! HA! HA!

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I missed the connection between Dowd and Zeta Goddess. What gives?

Michael Douglas dated Dowd.

Michael Douglas met Zeta Jones.

Michael Douglas dumped Dowd like a bad habit.

Michael Douglas married Zeta Jones.

Michael Douglas is going to be a father for two Zeta Jones kids.

Maureen Dowd is too old and decrepit to have kids.

Maureen Dowd can't get over it.

Maureen Dowd is sexually frustrated and bitter.

Maureen Dowd takes it out on Dubya.

Maureen Dowd makes an ass of herself everytime she publishes one of these temper tantrums.

[Alissa]

She's the one making it personal! I can't stand the witch.

[The Raven]

obviously this woman needs a lover




That's what I thought

[Jimmy Valentine]

Maureen is becoming a monumental bore and is rapidly working up to full dress "CLYMER" status.

[The Raven]

Good point....let's give her an award...

[anniegetyourgun]

Poor girl....she's on her last nerve....and brain cell....

[Iowegian]

She didn't have time to write her own column so she turned in Terry M's fax.

[Rome2000]

I'm still waiting for someone to give me a good reason why anybody should care what some leftist whore who slept her way into her job with the "Slimes" writes.

Her pathetic stunted screeds are amateurish drivel.

I rather read a post from A+Bert.

[republicman]

As always liberals have it backward. Clinton, the wreckless teenager threw a big party in has 8 years. And now the grownups (Bush and co) have come home to clean it up.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Whoa! LOL! You are good, sir. : )

[kcar]

The liberal ploy of painting Bush as dumb or as a boy just helps Dubya maintain the upper hand. How many chess games do the rats need to lose before they credit their opponent with being clever? And the "immaturity" charge is just one of those self-promoting and nonspecific insults that's used by intellectual cowards - it suggests that she can see that the President is arrested at some level below which she has successfully acceeded.
That's a subjective perspective and subject to partisan interpretation. The contrary claim that the public is happy that the grown-ups were in charge when 9-11 occurred - not the Clinton kids - can just as easily be made.

[oline]

Geez -- she has no idea how boring and predictable her writing is, does she?

[CyberAnt]

Actually, the name calling really shows one thing - no respect!

It's that simple.

Even when Gov. Richards was bad mouthing GW to pieces, he still referred to her as Gov. Richards, refusing to lower himself to her level of gutterspeak!