[Hoplite]

Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, ignorant spam.

But what if I don't like ignorant spam, Destro?

[Destro]

Ach! Ye cut me to the quick, Laddy. When will ye claim me wee mother wears combat boots?

Try ketchup with the spam, it makes it go down better.