[mombonn]

Michigan has to be in the top quartile. Sheesh, we have sinator half-glasses, sinator stabusnow, soon-to-be governor gladjen - all thanks to Wayne County.

Even my "representative", nick smith, is not worth the ballot he's printed on.

[Libloather]

Michigan has to be in the top quartile.

You've got Michigan's corruption whittled down to a quartile? Since Michigan has two separate land masses, shouldn't that be doubled?