So is that not reliable either?
In the future, all witnesses are to bring their credit reports, background checks, breathalizer results, and local clergy with them when offering witness information. It's not like the police should be smart enough to sort through the accuracy in your statement. Obviously the dumbed down self esteem bunch has taken control of the police.
I had been giving Chief Moose a break, but after hearing him today I think he should stay at home.