"Marrhaba! Shughlak Taman! I am a terrorist. This is me training in a tape the filthy keffirs obtained, showing our one-shot, one-kill urban tactics in an alQaeda camp in Afghanistan near Khost. (Yeah, you smacked us good in 1998 under your Clinton for our attack on your 'Cole', but we are still standing).
Note, infidels, my eagle eye and steady arm even though the vehicle is moving. Teamwork. Timing. It's all in the teamwork and timing. And, of course, the skillful getaway, too.
But please do not profile because that might be what you unbelieving dogs call 'politically incorrect' and may bring about our capture even more quickly, thus resulting in fewer deaths. Please sandbag information from the general public because you are willing to give up a few more infidel whites and blacks and hispanics and female and men and little schoolboys to murder than suffer the inconvenience of some anti-Islam graffiti on mosques and other anti-diversity 'hate crimes', in the DC area. Kowayes, Allahu Ahkbar"
/sarcastic parody