A corporate president was interviewing people for a position as his secretary.
The first candidate had a high school degree, seven years experience, could type 120 words per minute and came with excellent references. Candidate #2 had three years experience, a college degree and could also type 120 words per minute. Candidate #3 had only one years experience, could type at about 80 words per minute but had an MBA from Harvard.
Which one did he hire ?????
And the answer is...................................
The one with the biggest boobs!