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Court told of sex with traffic cone
scotsman.com ^ | today | AMY DEVINE

Posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by Rodney King

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41 posted on 10/17/2002 10:25:09 AM PDT by Consort
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To: Rodney King
Is this Chelsea's boyfriend?

42 posted on 10/17/2002 10:34:16 AM PDT by tuckrdout
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To: spiffy
Now come on, we've all done some crazy things.

Not that crazy.

43 posted on 10/17/2002 10:37:42 AM PDT by katana
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To: Rodney King
Do you know how many birds can fit under a Scotsman's kilt?

It depends on the size of the perch..........

44 posted on 10/17/2002 11:00:43 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Rodney King
Charles Robertson, 23, a mechanic, was one of about a dozen youths present on Calton Hill

Since when is 23 a youth?

45 posted on 10/17/2002 11:01:52 AM PDT by Gaas
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To: Rodney King
Did he wear a condom? No telling where that cone's been!
46 posted on 10/17/2002 11:04:27 AM PDT by weegee
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To: unixfox
A law against it? Heck no, there's probably a website for it.
47 posted on 10/17/2002 11:06:37 AM PDT by weegee
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To: xJones
That sign is just "asking for it".
48 posted on 10/17/2002 11:07:15 AM PDT by weegee
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To: Gaas
Since when is 23 a youth?

I think about the time one turns fifty.

49 posted on 10/17/2002 11:08:55 AM PDT by Michael.SF.
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To: unixfox
Is there a law against "cone humping"?

You'd have to ask Arlan Spector, the world's leading authority on Scottish law.

50 posted on 10/17/2002 11:13:08 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: GraniteStateConservative
Did you say that into your dictation machine like Norm Macdonald?

memo to self: buy a dictation machine like Norm McDonald's

PS: Thanks for the attribution to Mr. McDonald, I should have given him credit. He deserves all the credit he can get, especially since the Norm show was cancelled, he does not have as much cash as he used to.

51 posted on 10/17/2002 11:13:33 AM PDT by Michael.SF.
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To: Rodney King
Al Gore invented the traffic cone. Did he invent sex also?
52 posted on 10/17/2002 11:14:20 AM PDT by Texagirl4W
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Brrrring the cones on! Willy will have his way with them!"
53 posted on 10/17/2002 11:15:56 AM PDT by texson66
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Scottish "safe sex" education?


54 posted on 10/17/2002 11:27:37 AM PDT by weegee
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CONES GONE WILD!!!


55 posted on 10/17/2002 11:29:11 AM PDT by weegee
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To: Nam Vet
Where do you think the term 'Coyote Ugly' comes from?

A girl is "Coyote Ugly" if, when you wake up and she's lying on your arm, you'd rather gnaw your own arm off rather than take the chance of waking her up when you pull it out from under her.

There's also double Coyote Ugly, which is where you gnaw off your other arm, too, to remind yourself never to do that again.

56 posted on 10/17/2002 11:31:35 AM PDT by r9etb
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I think we've found the perp. He appears to be a cone stalker...


57 posted on 10/17/2002 11:32:06 AM PDT by weegee
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To: unixfox
I would like to propose one if there isn't. Cones deserve better...
58 posted on 10/17/2002 11:35:42 AM PDT by ApesForEvolution
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To: Dionysius
cone for a sheep.

Maybe old Angus thought Dolly was coned.
59 posted on 10/17/2002 11:37:37 AM PDT by billhilly
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To: Rodney King
His defence lawyer, Andy Gilbertson, suggested to Sheriff Mhairi Stephen that if his client had been performing at an Edinburgh Festival Fringe show and people were egging him on that it would have been acceptable, but then retracted his opinion.

Hard to believe the lawyer actually wised up a bit.

60 posted on 10/17/2002 11:39:04 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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