An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives.
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind reveals her lack of lingerie. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any.'' The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20 quid, go and buy some."
Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee, a gust of wind revealing her lack of lingerie. "Why!" he exclaimed. She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20 quid, go and buy some."
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also reveals her lack of lingerie. "Hoots mon woman! How could you forget it?" She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any." The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit!"