The G.D. moslems have ruined this classic crowd pleaser for me.
Some of my ancestors would do a variation of this where you were up to your neck and ants paid your head a visit. I like that.
Ideally a teacher who failed to do all she could to protect a little boy in her charge, such as in this case, should be confined in an environment where he or she could be savagely victimized by sexual predators...
For an indefinite period of time.