"Yes, let's play condoms and cucumbers, but don't be a tattletale.
Incredible how that works. One of my daughter's friends was in 3rd grade and a boy classmate started scaring her. He said he was a vampire, wanted to suck her blood and kept trying to bite her neck. When she told the teacher, she got in trouble for tattling and nothing was said to the boy. Her mother went to the public school, let 'em have it, and then put her daughter in private Christian school. I guess anything goes, rape, bites, etc. except guns that might shoot the teachers.
Why am I not surprised?