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BLONDE JOKES!

Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled good on the right side?
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out all over the screen.

Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
She couldn't remember the route.

What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

What goes "VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH..."?
A blonde at a flashing red light!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of the Hide and Seek game.

Did you hear about the blonde who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
She was so proud of it she had it bronzed.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
"Toes Go In First"!

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!

It's getting late for me guys. ;-)

"It's getting late for me guys. ;-)"

Going to rest on your laurels, eh, JL, and exit stage left?!!

Yew done good today..:))

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

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Heh Heh Heh