*Mister*, huh?
Well OK.
It's about time.
Now then:
First order of business will be adjudicating the bet between The Sultan & Mudboy Slim over the Virginny-Nitty Lions game of this past Saturday, November 9th, 2002.
This wager was for a lunch -- at the downtown Richmond eatery of the winner's choice -- & is payable upon demand.
The final score was!
Virginia 17; Penn State 34
The Sultan is hereby declared -- unequivocally -- the winner.
As such & as prescribed by the terms therein of this wager, The Sultan is hereby entitled to one free lunch at the expense of Mudboy Slim wherever The Sultan chooses *&* for whatever suits The Sultans tastes.
(~this includes a 15% gratuity, Mudboy. ~just a *friendly* reminder to always treat *staff* properly.)
Phase Two: The Steelers & Deadskins week 9 game of Sunday, November 10th, 2002.
Steelers 34 & Atlanta 34 in OT play to a tie.
Deadskins 7 & Jacksonville 26
Overall Records:
Steelers 5W 3L 1T
Deadskins 4W 5L
As of this time, The Sultan leads the wager by 1.5 games; &, as such leads in the bet.
The wager goes until one or the other team is eliminated in the playoffs; assuming, both teams make it to a playoff birth.
IF EITHER TEAM DOES NOT MAKE A PLAYOFF BIRTH, THAN THE OTHER TEAM AUTOMATICALLY WINS BET (~immediately.)
IF NEITHER TEAM MAKES A PLAYOFF BIRTH; THEN, THE BEST REGULAR SEASON WIN-LOSS RECORD WINS BET. (~immediately.)
These results are now: -Certified- *&* -Sanctified- by the best legal mind (either of your) money can buy.
"Meanwhile, I am working up my evaluation of the Landru-Slim-McAuliffe wager."
...why does that sound so threatening? :o)
Thanks for including this codicil, which I believe I had overlooked.
Yo, dude...you a NooJoiseyJudge?! SHEEEEESH...provide evidence of said agreement if you have it...otherwise, please consider shuttin' yer yap if you got nuthin' werthwhile to add to the discourse, my FRiend.
MUD