Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"That's right, your Honor!"
It really is sad how some SHEEPLE are so gung-ho to forfeit their God-given Right to Self-Determination...MUD
I guess that's because almost all the Giants receivers are out with injuries (our number two receiver this week is a rookie seventh round draft pick, number three is a running back!)
Guess we'll have to cover that spread with our ground game. Shouldn't be too difficult - it's only the 'skins. 8-)
FReegards...MUD
That's a big ol' schnozz yer sportin' there, buddy...)8^D>!!
Now, who do the RATS call racist?! Sheeesh...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Wow. I can't wait to see this! GO GIANTS!!
heh heh !! That's it! :O0
Quite interesting, my FRiend...thanks fer sharing.
FReegards...MUD
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the Florida Keys on an impromptu sightseeing trip.
The Pope mobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing an VirginiaTech football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing UNIVERSITY of VIRGINIA football jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the HOKIE man from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope summoning them to the beach.
After they reached shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of VIRGINIA TECH and UVA, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other states could follow."
He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.
As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?"
"That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," MUD, the WahooHarpooner, replied, "he doesn't know a thing about shark hunting. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
HA!!
Yea well...
Can't very well throw yerass in stir for, "truth in advertising" now, can I?
But I can for your being a jerk.
...so just watchit, son.
Speak for yourself this time, sultan.
~'fraid I have to go with Mud {spit} this time.
I really don't like the cut of the jib of that other arrogant SOB.
...& I mean, really don't like.
LOL...Landru, did you just call me a jerk?! You do realize I know where you live and how to access yer abode surreptitiously, don't you?
...so just watchit, son.
MUD
No need to spend a bunch of time on this issue, but more folks need to quit be offended by other folks who frequent this site...if we don't like what others have to say, we can either argue vehemently with them or IGNORE THEM!!
It's our Choice as Americans...sure, it is also our choice as Americans to dislike the cut of other's jibs, but life's just too damned short!!
FReegards, my FRiends...MUD
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