[lodwick]

Two men were sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day. They were led down the hall to the room in which they would meet their final fate.

The legal formalities and announcements were all done, a priest gave them the last rites, and a final prayer had been said.


The warden turning to the first man and asked him, "Son, do you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes, I do. I so love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"I think that can be arranged," nodded the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you? What is your final request?"




"Please," said the condemned man, "Kill me first!"

[Slip18]

That would be my exact thought, too, lodwick!