[4Freedom]

Make sure you wear your bullet proof long-johns and a helmet. The sniper may try to prove that lightning can strike twice in the same place.

Remember, serpentine, serpentine, serpentine when you're walking or driving in that parking lot. This sniper doesn't like moving targets.

Bob and weave, bob and weave. If a cop stops you, tell him you're having an epileptic seizure or something. Then check to see, if you can accurately tell the color of his skin.

This would make a great video. ;^)

[RodgerD]

No need to duck and weave;
Just wear one of these: